Category Movies

THIS IS THE END Review

If nothing else, you get to see Michael Cera snort coke.

FAST & FURIOUS 6 REVIEW

It’s The Avengers with NOS.

Mortal Kombat Legacy 2 Trailer Makes “Get Over Here” Memorable Again

It does nothing to make me forget “Annihilation.”

Indiana Jones Could Have Survived The Nuke After All

Personally, I think Indiana could have definitely survived if he knew karate.

Zach Galifianakis’ “Between Two Ferns” Is The Only Oscar Pregame You Need

If only the awards show were as entertaining as this.

Elizabeth Olsen And Bryan Cranston Are Going To Run Like Hell From Godzilla in 2014

Daniel Day-Lewis will also star as the titular character. (I’m joking, but could you imagine?)

The Cast Of The New “Power Rangers” Movie (From A Guy Who Knows It’s Never Going To Happen)

Who should be in a (totally not in production) Power Rangers reboot?

We Just Might Have To Avenge Something

The Avengers was awesome, but you already know that. Although I personally thought the 3D sucked, but that’s just me. When the credits rolled in the theater at 2:30 AM almost a week and a half ago, there was a sinking feeling in my gut. It tugged away as I drove out of the parking […]

Castle Invasian (aka The “Harold & Kumar” Essay I Got a 95 On)

The grade is totally not arbitrary and subject to the opinion of one college professor. Nope. Not at all.

When The Wolf Shows Its Teeth: What The 2012 Academy Awards Really Meant

It’s been a couple days and I still have a slight twitch in my eye. The 84th Annual Academy Awards occurred this past week, in case you didn’t know and/or were watching the NBA All-Star game. I took to Twitter and Facebook during the show, riffing Mystery Science Theater-style, like the tens of thousands of […]

Should I Watch “Green Lantern”? (And The Movies That Got Away)

Do you have a list of movies that you so badly wanted to see in theaters but some cosmic, coincidental happenstance caused you to deter from that path? My ever-building hype for this summer’s movie releases has made me recall these movies. Among them, last year’s Green Lantern.

Just Like The Book

“The book was way better.” How many times have you heard that after walking out of a movie theater? If you are anything like me, you have heard this a lot. But the thing is, although the normal follow up to this statement is, “the book is always better” I pose another view. Warning, I am a […]

Twinkle, Twinkle: The Allure and Paradox of “Superstars”

Pumbaa: Hey, Timon, ever wonder what those sparkly dots are up there? Timon: Pumbaa, I don’t wonder; I know. Pumbaa: Oh. What are they? Timon: They’re fireflies. Fireflies that, uh… got stuck up on that big bluish-black thing. Pumbaa: Oh, gee. I always thought they were balls of gas burning billions of miles away. Timon: […]

Non-Christmas Movies, On Christmas?

The holidays are just around the corner, and with that comes the onslaught of Christmas specials and marathons airing on the magic box we call television. Everyone seems to have that one or seven Christmas movies they always watch at this time of year. You’ll hear lists containing the classics, like Miracle on 34th, Home […]