Monthly Archives: February 2013

My Songs Know What YOU Did In The Dark, or, Fall Out Boy’s Return

Remember when everyone hated Fall Out Boy?

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Kyoryuger Doesn’t Have A Yellow Ranger Because Girls Aren’t Manly Or Some Bullshit

It’s hilarious when you can’t even tell the gender of any of the show’s characters.

The Rock Unveils A New WWE Title And It Looks Like A Big Ring

No, it doesn’t spin.

Mortal Kombat Legacy 2 Trailer Makes “Get Over Here” Memorable Again

It does nothing to make me forget “Annihilation.”

Indiana Jones Could Have Survived The Nuke After All

Personally, I think Indiana could have definitely survived if he knew karate.

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Someone Buy Me This God Damn Jurassic Park/Power Rangers Crossover T-Shirt

It would only be better if it were, uhh, Jeff Goldblum as a, uhh, Power Ranger.

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Wrestling Removed From The Olympics

“You can’t see me!” -Wrestling, during the 2020 Olympics.

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The Red Power Rangers Take Over Manhattan, Shut Up It’s Great

I would be OK if these become the last surviving relics of our civilization.

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Zach Galifianakis’ “Between Two Ferns” Is The Only Oscar Pregame You Need

If only the awards show were as entertaining as this.

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Elizabeth Olsen And Bryan Cranston Are Going To Run Like Hell From Godzilla in 2014

Daniel Day-Lewis will also star as the titular character. (I’m joking, but could you imagine?)

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G4TV Falls and Esquire Network Rises

I ain’t mad, just a little sad.

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“The Shield” WWE Authentic Tee Fails To Impress

It’s definitely not Austin 3:16.