Proof Satan Exists

Note: This entire post is meant for kicks and giggles and I’m totally not trying to bash anything you may *like,* but seriously, your taste sucks.

  1. Jenna Marbles is Youtube famous

    Apparently all you have to do to be funny anymore is be attractive and make a joke about being awkward, because our culture has some weird obsession with being awkward. Lyk omgz I t0talLy d0nt kn0 how to InTeRaCT with otherz lol!!!!!!!!!!
  2. Ed Hardy clothes
    WHY WOULD ANYONE BUY ED HARDY? LET’S PUT A SNAKE COMING OUT A SKULL’S EYE WITH A SWORD SHANKED INTO A BLEEDING HEART ON A T-SHIRT AND CALL IT “FASHION”
  3. Nickelback still makes music
  4. People still buy Snuggies as “gag gifts.”

    Maybe it was funny after the first one you got back in 2009, but by no means are they still suitable gifts. IT IS A BACKWARDS ROBE, and my normal robe works perfectly fine, thank you very much.
  5. I’m not Zooey Deschanel
  6. Flare jeans

Feel free to bombard me with online trash talk about how ignorant I am. IT FEEDS MY SOUL

Anything else I missed?

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One comment

  1. You *could* argue that Zooey Deschanel is also the embodiment of an attractive awkward person… >_>

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