I don’t know who is responsible for electing Jennifer Aniston as the most beautiful woman in the world last year, therefore I can’t protest. BUT! I can write a passive aggressive blog on the internet with a list of women who clearly beat out Jennifer Aniston. In other words, a list of women who make me question my heterosexuality.
- Marilyn Monroe (duh.)
There will be no discussing this.
- Zooey Deschanel
Finally an alternative girl in Hollywood.
- Sophia Loren
That waist. I’m dying.
- Elizabeth Taylor
I hate life.
- Christina Hendricks
- Kat Dennings
Beautiful, alternative, and hilarious. Check her out on Youtube.
- Bettie Page
She was the Sasha Gray for our grandfather’s generation.
That’s really awkward to think about.
- Regina Spektor
Listen to “Samson” by her and you will fall in love. Her voice just gets me every time.
- Penelope Cruz
Sorry for the lack of exotic women on this list. Penelope Cruz is just stunning.
- The Little Mermaid (Let’s fact it… she was a hottie)
She made red hair hot in the 90s.
There you have it America, 10 women hotter than Jennifer Aniston.
I’m gonna go cry over my genetics and eat a tub of ice cream now.